United States of America
being an early draft of
We the people of the United States,
In order to form a more perfect Union
establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, [..], do ordain and establish
shall effectively self-amend to accord with every incremental expansion of governmental Powers.
All legislative Powers
herein granted shall be vested in a
Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and
House of Representatives.
Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate,
shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States;
To protect Government, legislative Power shall be evacuated to shelters safe from influence of Voters:
to every Federal Agency:
Unelected Directors shall effectively legislate by Power of Regulatory Authority.
to Judicial Branch:
Unelected Judges shall effectively legislate by judicial Power of interpretation or misinterpretation.
The Congress shall have Power to lay and collect Taxes, Duties,
[..] and provide [..] general Welfare of the United States
"general Welfare" has been judicially redefined to mean "anything and everything, real or imaginary".
Effectively, Government may Tax anything-and-everything, for the Purpose of anything (or nothing).
To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, [..]
Any Federal Agency may base any Regulation whatsoever on this,
the Commerce Clause, which has universal applicability.
The executive Power shall be vested in a President
of the United States of America. [..]
Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the
following Oath or Affirmation:
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that
I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States,
and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the
Constitution of the United States."
Newly Elected President and Officials present,
shall not laugh, smirk, nor wink, during this pretense.
The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court [..]
For the necessity of perpetually-expanding Government,
Supreme Court shall, by intentional or unintentional misinterpretation,
gradually amend this Constitution, case by case, quashing Limits, affirming Powers.
In every case involving individual Rights versus governmental Powers,
Supreme Court shall misuse judicial doctrine of balancing-interests to rule in favor of Government.
In all other cases, Supreme Court shall be allowed discretion to follow one of these equivalent judicial doctrines:
- WWPMOBMD (what-would-Perry-Mason-or-Ben-Matlock-do)
- asking for legal advice on Internet forums
- either originalist-interpretation or necromancy to communicate with spirits of dead Founders
- referring to a Harvard Law School text-book
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union
a Republican Form of Government,
ARTICLES IN ADDITION TO, AND AMENDMENT OF, THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of
the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the
Government for a redress of grievances.
Executive Branch shall create a petition webpage for the People to supplicate Themselves.
The Right to petition shall not be misconstrued as prohibiting Government to ignore petitions.
A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,
the right of the people to keep and bear arms,
shall not be infringed.
- When a mass-murder happens, BAN assault-rifles.
- When a mass-murder happens, BAN semi-automatic rifles.
- When a mass-murder happens, BAN bolt-action rifles.
- When a mass-murder happens, BAN handguns.
- When a murder happens, BAN knives.
- When a beating happens, BAN shovels and broom-sticks.
- When an elderly lady is robbed, ignore.
- When a member of Congress is robbed, REPEAL these bans.
- GOTO 1
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be
construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Judicial Branch shall utterly ignore this Amendment,
as it would reverse expansion of Government's Powers.
It is a dreaded pandora box, once opened, like anti-matter,
every affirmed Right will negate a governmental Power.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively,
or to the people.
This Amendment shall be effectively negated by Judicial Branch.
The Commerce, General Welfare, and other clauses, in combination with
hereby proscribed intentional misinterpretation by Judicial Branch,
are virtual infinite sources of Government's Powers.
In the event of catastrophic dysfunction of perpetually-expanding Government,
the People may invoke their last remaining Right,
which is to request opening a sealed envelope held in trust
by the Ambassador of the United Kingdom, a letter inside was written:
To the People of the former United States of America:
In witness of your most epic failure to effectively govern yourselves responsibly,
I hereby proclaim Revocation of Independence, effective immediately.
I, Queen Elizabeth II, shall resume monarchical duties over all British States of America
(except Nevada, which I do not fancy).
My Prime Minister, shall appoint a Governor for each of the British States of America.
Democratic elections shall resume until such time, you, our colonists,
have demonstrated you are capable of voting more wisely.
Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the Second